When Genesis Funny Lunch Hour

Electric kettle At 12.00 pm is the time in waiting. Because at 12.00 pm is the time to eat. When my friend called KENTONG will cook instant noodles, he was entering the water into a pitcher that has been modified with a cable that can circulate electricity. When he would memesukan egg into the kettle, I suggest that eggs were put into plastic. To be easily retrieved eggs. And he followed my advice. When he would enter the egg I suggest that plastic is given water. And he followed my advice again. Then he to the bathroom to insert water into the plastic. Then he enter the egg is already in the plastic and into a pot of instant noodles that have been given water. Then he connects the cable to a switch pitcher in the wall. I also noticed...

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Doctor, I'm Dying

Noon-day rest period, a doctor was startled by someone who sobbed as she said "I do not want to die, Doctor." Feeling sorry for him, the doctor gave up his lunch break. Then the doctor said, "What? Tell me your problem!" Then with tersengguk-sengguk patient said, "Doctor, if I touch my body parts, which, I feel sick. See a doctor!", Then the patient's hand touching the chest with his hands and yelled in pain, touching the head with hands, then he screamed in pain again, he continued to shout as he touched the other parts of the body with his hands. The patient said, "See My doctor is dying" Then with a smile the doctor said, "You broke your finger...

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My Dog

One day, a man was walking with a dog. But unfortunately the dog's neck strap loose and the dog escaped. The man was chasing his dog in the street, but ill-fated because the dog entered the courtyard of a house and bit a lady who lived in the house. She was angry as he went into the house to call her husband, so he made ​​the calculations with the man & his dog's. Dog owners who cower when she approached her husband immediately said, "Sir, what if resolved fine. Is money amounting to USD 25,000.00 is enough?" Her husband was silent for a moment and replied, "Agreed! But next week I will be paying for USD 25,000.00 if you take off your dog again at my wife on the front pag...

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Tiger

Teacher: "Children, Indonesia lies between two oceans and two ...?" Student: "... the Continent." Teacher: "Wrong! The truth Indonesia lies between two oceans and two two very in ...! " Teacher: "Now the flora and fauna. When will whales mammals, reptiles crocodile animals, goats herbivorous animals. While the tiger is a beast .... " Mudrid: "Carnivora" Teacher: "You people are stupid .... Tiger is a very scary beast ...!" Student: ?????? : -...

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Courageous soldiers

Three of the generals who came from America, Russia and Indonesia were walking in the zoo Ragunan with his men. Arriving in front of the lion's den, the American generals direct the courage to show off his soldiers. American General: "Soldiers, you quickly get into the lion's cage and get me a male lion monkey fur" Soldiers: "Ready sir!" The American soldier was immediately jumped into the cage. Five minutes later, he returned with a body full of wounds, carrying the lion monkey fur Jend America: "See clay, my men are brave and great right? American soldiers are the number one " General Russia: "Russia is more powerful warrior....

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Wrong Sending Email.

A pair of middle-aged husband and wife who are both from the professionals felt tired with the bustle of the capital. They decided to vacation in Bali, Indonesia. They will reoccupy the same hotel room with her ​​when the honeymoon when they married 30 years ago. Because of his work, the husband had to fly first and new wife followed the next day. After checking into the hotel in Bali, the husband found the aircraft computer connected to the internet has been installed in his room. Happily e-mail he wrote to his wife affectionately in his office in Jalan Sudirman, Jakarta. Unfortunately, he typed the wrong e-mail address of his wife and without realizing his mistake he kept sending e-mai...

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State of Indonesia

Teacher: "Children, Indonesia lies between two oceans and two ...?" Student: "... the Continent." Teacher: "Wrong! The truth Indonesia lies between two oceans and two two very in ...! " Teacher: "Now the flora and fauna. When will whales mammals, reptiles crocodile animals, goats herbivorous animals. While the tiger is a beast .... " Mudrid: "Carnivora" Teacher: "You people are stupid .... Tiger is a very scary beast ...!" Student: ?????? : - ...

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Will my wife gives birth

A man in a hurry and rush barged into the delivery room, and moments later he looked out in a wheelchair pushed by a nurse because of fainting. Sarman wonder why this man, out of curiosity soon Udin menghapiri some doctors in the delivery room. Sarman asked, "dock, allowed to know why the man who has arrived suddenly fainted?" With the doctor calmly replied, "Oh, he hastily came here because his wife will soon give birth, but he forgot something," "Forgot what, doc?" Asked Sarman again. "He forgot to bring his wife." Says the doctor. : -...

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Cheese It Good For Health ?

After traveling far,Udin arrived back at home. His wife greeted with joy, "I have a piece of cheese for you," his wife said. "Thank God," said Udin, "I like cheese. Cheese is good for stomach health." Udin returned not long to go. When he returned, his wife welcomed him with joy as well. "Is there a cheese for me?" asked Nasrudin. "No more," said his wife. din said, "Well, that's okay. After all the cheese is not good for dental health." "So which is it?" Nasrudin's wife said wondering, "Cheese is good for the stomach or not good for your teeth?" "That depends, 'said Nasrudin," It depends on whether or not the cheese....

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Abu Nawas: Against 3 People Bijak

Abu Nawas is known to have an intelligent brain. Because kederdasan he had, he was crowned as the wisest man in the village where he lived. One evidence of intelligence he had was able to calculate the number of stars in the heavens. One day, there are three wise men who go around the country to get answers to pressing questions. It was unclear what led the three wise men came hingaa their one day stay in the village of Abu Nawas. Without further ado, with a very urgent reason, the three men asked for some residents to put themselves forward to be willing to answer questions thrown by the three wise men. All shook their heads can not answer. Debriefing But soon, the villagers had handed Abu Nawas as a representative of the wise men to represent their village. Abu Nawas was forced...

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The story of Abu Nawas: keep Nazar

Again the story of Abu Nawas is endless to be read, it is because as Abu Nawas is very clever. As the following story, which the ingenuity of Abu Nawas is tested by his old friend Abdul Hamid. He has asked for assistance to Abu Nawas in terms of finding the magnitude of an inch horn goat man to fulfill vows Abdul Hamid. His story ... Formerly on the State of Persia there lived a man named Abdul Hamid AL Kharizmi. This man was a wealthy merchant in their regions. But unfortunately, he has not also endowed with a child even though her marriage has reached the age of five years. One day, after the Asr prayer at the mosque, he vowed, "Oh God ... if you give me a child, it will kusembelih a goat that has a horn span of humans." Unexpectedly, after he came home from the mosque, his wife called...

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The story of Abu Nawas: blackmailer Blackmailing

The story of Abu Nawas this time try to present on how to squeeze squeezer Abu Nawas, a government official who had dared to try to squeeze Abu Nawas. Do not imitate the nature of government officials ya on this one. The story .. Al story at that time many ordinary people who want mendapatka great gift of the King. Since it was a royal rule, for anyone who could bring good news to the King, then he will get a huge reward. Of course the king glad mendengaranya harulah ... If not .... beheading sentence. Moreover, not everyone is brave just warm face and break the news to the king. Ha ha ... Abu Nawas was the joy, looking for money for distribution to the needy, ranging moved next door neighbor's house because many are poor with a mediocre salary anymore. It is famous Abu Nawas sebagau man...

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The story of Abu Nawas: Ashamed To the Thief

This time it presents the story of Abu Nawas attitude in dealing with thieves. Abu Nawas of daily living hand to mouth, there is still visited by thieves, what ya want the thief to steal it.One night a burglar had broken into the house of Abu Nawas, and lucky, Abu Nawas see it.But because of embarrassment, Abu Nawas directly hiding inside a large box located on the corner of the ro...

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